Category Archives: Haiku

A seasonal haiku

Undoub’tly, brown grass dead for the last three months, so It can’t be eaten

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Notepad Haiku

Aghast. Is there no notepad on my Ubuntu? Wine to the rescue. Obviously, a lot of people helped in getting Notepad to run under Wine.

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Green herbivores

Many types eat grass, usually, herbivores. Some green leafy plants. 1 See also this boring Wikipedia article on grass.

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Blitzkrieg Bop

I have no idea but your point was taken. Wait: a Java update?

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Friday Night

I could watch TV and catch the news. Once again a Windows Update.

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Psychic Defense vs. Air Guitar

Stop staring right now: my wicker carpet beater plays like a guitar

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You asked: a haiku on the metric system

An intriguing question from the apache logs: “a haiku on the metric system”. Why yes, we covered that many moons ago in this post as filed in the category of (you guessed it) ‘haiku’. (Wikipedia: what is an haiku, again?) … Continue reading

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Slugs.

Too many more slugs Giant ones at that. Would you like French fries with that? Update: You need to fry them, obviously.

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A Yellow Flower

The Garden Awash Yellow flowers, many, fast Whippersnip now!

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Internet Safety

On The Internet Your browser surfs without you. Please wear your seatbelt.

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A thread revisited

Reminder to self: don’t call the main thread without ‘synchronizing’ it. Earlier and much earlier.

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Ravenholm

Am obviously bored and have nothing else to do. Ravenholm? Not now.

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Weight vs. Volume

How many cups of sugar are in hundred grams Ask Isaac Newton Update: Huh?. One day, everybody will go over to the metric system. One can only dream. – It’s a go: almond stuffing is ready. Now it’s up to … Continue reading

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