Before I turn my brains to more important matters, I noticed that (according to the BBC) today it’s ‘World Twin Day’. And guess what, searching at Google for anything about this day doesn’t help a lot. Only 5 links at the main Google site and 2 at Google News. Cool. Another no-special-celebration day.
But in the case of a celebration, the most pressing questions will get an answer today.
Which one of you is the ‘evil’ one?”
There’s no ‘evil’ twin, however, being part of a twin is like living an absurd joke forced upon you by evil bystanders who have no clue what twins are all about.
Update (07/10/06): Hey, finally a respectable amount of links at Google.
I think Alfons is the evil twin.
Define ‘evil’?
I’m just the skeptic.
I’m just the skeptic
That’s evil. Cynical is probably a better word.
I don’t make fun of people. That would be evil.
More like sardonic. I´m too mild to be an utter cynic.
Alfons, as the designated evil twin, I think you should grow a goatee.
Goatees are for liberals. I’m a liberal with flaws.
Is that a yes or a no to the goatee?
Who isn’t a liberal with flaws?
I prefer to shave once a week, as opposed to every day, yes.
My flaw is that I sort-of enjoy Ann Coulter, because she doesn’t make sense, doesn’t seem to be bothered by it. She’s pretty hilariously unbelievable (all meanings implied).
I’m a liberal with flaws.
Isn’t that a name of a movie?
Alfons, as the designated evil twin, I think you should grow a goatee.
Then he would finally look like me when I was 20…
I’m a liberal with flaws.
Isn’t that a name of a movie?
I’m on TV.