You have probably heard of the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. Guess what, fellow citizens: there’s a movie out starring the same particular person. It is showing in your nearest ‘film theater’ (heh, I speak Dutch very good).
DO NOT GO TO THAT MOVIE. YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL CONFUSE THE CITY OF PARIS WITH THE OTHER PARIS. NOT TO MENTION THAT PARIS IS REALLY A BOY’s NAME. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
The small print: I haven’t seen this movie myself. I don’t hardly go to movie theaters. And everything I say, you should take for granted. Really.