This morning I read about that crocodile in Indonesia, the one they found human body parts in. What to do with a dead human-eating crocodile? Easy:
When the villagers recovered from the shock of finding human body parts inside the captured reptile’s abdomen — together with skull fragments, strands of hair and a pair of shorts — they cut the beast into pieces and divided up the meat to be consumed
Fried crocodile meat with French freedom fries sounds like the perfect Halloween meal to me.