Java eppuiqed

MyJava Equipped old cell phone’s (Motorola) battery died [not holding its charge], so I ended up getting an LG 4015 instead (“Cha-ching! you have 85 dollars less on your account! Great doing business!”).

It has the capability of showing 65,000 colours, which are 64,999 colours too many. It comes with a quite impressive sounding 40 polyphone music synth. I took the freedom to upload an mp3 sample of what it sounds like (mp3). If it was possible (it isn’t) you could have a complete orchestra playing your favourite tune. And that’s it. Eh. That’s it?

And. It has Java. That’s where the band stopped playing the music and a long silence preluded the flood of curses afterwards. No wonder why the phone has all the basic features, which is in one way good (a phone is a phone) but makes the inner-computer-programmer-self-me cringe the toes: Java, isn’t that bloat??

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