Almighty News, source of information,
we have deviated from you and the subject
in words and threads and mail.
through negligence, through weakness,
through our own deliberate tests.
We are truly sorry
and repent all our scams.
For the sake of the fruit of News,
Originality, who was killed by our hands.
Forgive us our past;
and grant that our servers give
you more news in life.
To the glory of your Name.
Amen.
Originally posted in Wundee