Yesterday, TBS (self proclaimed ‘Superchannel’) had their ‘original movie’ ‘Red Water’ on the programming. And trust me, it was bad.
My wife and I started betting who would be killed in the movie and
we were almost right. The guy with the beard didn’t get killed,
however, before he left the movie, I recall hearing him say the line
‘I’m out of here’. And he disappeared, just like that. Quite a
remarkable way to get yourself written out of a movie.
Every B-movie has a B-movie-female-star, and in this case it was Kristy Swanson. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, don’t bother. If it does, don’t bother either.
But anyways, her acting was so convincing, that I for one, now truly
believe that blondes can only yell, scream and kiss when confronted
with evildoers, plastic sharks and ex-hubbies. Naturally (for
Hollywood), being able to play a scientist is a bonus.