Everytime a Windows ‘virus’ breaks out I have to laugh. And guess what: the latest variant of Melissa urges you to open that attachment once again but this time with more funny subject lines like ‘I am not a virus!‘.
‘Virus’ writers should start contests in writing the best ‘subject line to urge users to click that attachment’. Imagine a ‘virus’ writer with a ‘writer’s block’. Luckily there are plenty of resources to deal with a writer’s block:
“Cluster – Choose key words and ideas; then write associated ideas and words in clusters around them. This process often forms new ideas.”
Or in case of our beloved ‘virus’ writers: go get a life and try do something more original. If you want to be a real programmer, you should join an Open Source project.