The phone rang this morning (names not withheld, naturally, for more drama):
Me: Hello!?
Other Side: Hi, what are you guys up to nowadays
Me: Nothing really, thank you very much. Who’s calling?
Other Side: This is Mike, is Adrian there?
Me: I think you have the wrong number.
Other Side: Oh sorry, what number is this then?
Me: Beats me, you dialed it, not me.