I came up with the best gift for my soon to be birthday. For my birthday, I told my wife, I want to have ‘world peace’.
I hear world peace comes in different packages and different sizes. Sometimes world peace comes by mail. I’ve seen world peace being delivered by the cops, paper boy and the landlord. I don’t want that kind of world peace. I want real world peace, preferably with a piece of rationale, a slice of humanism and a fingertip of humour. I don’t want the peace that’s forced upon others for the good of others. It’s my birthday, remember?
A big slice of peace for 7.99 will do just fine. I wonder if they have this world piece over at Sobeys.