It’s a mess outside. First of all we had a snowstorm yesterday. I ended up cleaning up the driveway last night but I should have known better. Today’s snow added another 5 – 10 cm. What to do with all that snow? Here’s my plan:
1. Export it to countries where they actually need this junk. I think of countries like The Netherlands and that.
2. Water? You need water? I’ve heard of a scientific process that makes water out of snow!
3. Invite a million of kids from snow-starving countries. Snowball tournament
4. Send snow by mail for every person who thinks ‘nofollow’ actually works! ‘No juice for you’ becomes ‘Another snowball in your face’!
Discuss! (Oh wait, forget about that part).