This just in: The International Energy Agency is going to release oil from their reserves too. Earlier both Canada and Europe decided to chip in. Pump station owners please note: calm down now and lower the prices of gas a liter. Please.
In other good news, Bjork1 is making a comeback at the movies in a theatre near to your home!
Oh. And don’t answer your phone when it’s on the charger. Or something. If you didn’t get that, don’t worry about it. I don’t get it either.
1 For the Nineties-impaired: Bjork is a late nineties Icelandic phenomenon. The jury at Xsamplex is still in a lock-out about Bjork’s influence on pop music.