The office of Fitzgerald website

The most anticipated website is coming from the Office of The Special Council Fitzgerald. If you haven’t heard of the name Fitzgerald yet, you must have been living in a different shadow world. Or maybe you just don’t read the Internet.

It wouldn’t surprise me if the site gets so many visitors that the US gov. may not be able to pay the bandwidth bill next week. I suggest the following changes:

• Use ‘Under construction’ symbols, so we readers know something is happening.
• Use a Java scroller (or marquee) that tells that your site is coming up REALLY soon. These Java applets ‘Run Anywhere AnyTime’ and are the future of interactive Internet.
• Use the font HTML tag appropriately. Use the colour red to attract people’s attention. Use BOLD frequently.
• Always support the most used web browser, Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer comes with your operating system Microsoft Windows for free. Netscape doesn’t work all the time anyways and it’s not FREE.
• Use a professional HTML editor to make your webpage. Only amateurs use ‘notepad’ or ‘vi’.

Good luck!